2011 year blog number 1: I hate you all. and there are a few things I’ve learned in my journeys through this crazy little thing called life. 1) a morning of awkwardness is far better than a night of loneliness. 2) I probably won’t go down in history, but I will go down on your sister and 3), while I’m down there it might be nice to see a hint of pubis. I’m not talking about a huge 70’s playboy bush or anything, but just something that reminds me that I’m performing cunnilingus on an adult. but I guess the larger question is why are the angels so hell bent on destroying the female population?
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